What am I doing right now...

As the clock nears two A.M. on a Friday morning I'm sitting in my chair in the corner of my room, and wondering what to do. I have been having trouble sleeping, yet I'm constantly tired.

One thing I've noticed over the past few months is how bad old people are at performing the simplest tasks. When I had my job at Shubies, there was an old witch of a woman with long white hair, and a pointy nose who would wear crazy clothes and take at least an hour to get through the store on her walker. She was using a walker. One day as I was on my break out back of the store, I watched this old woman leave, and get into her car, and drive away. The only thing I could think of is "Who in the world would let this woman have her license" she definetly can't see past the hood and probaly has the reaction time of a sloth with downs. In the end I hate old people.

Recently things in my life have been: weds. night sailing. Terminator salvation. wishing the weather was nice.

My Wisdom Tooth Enlightening.

I spun around in circles as a video about wisdom tooth extraction blared aimlessly in the background of my mind. The room smelt oddly of cleanliness. A smell that I am clearly not used to. my view shifted from video, to window, to wall, to large green dentists chair, back to video as my revolutions increased in speed and my sounds of "wheeeeeee" got louder and louder. I was finally at my wisdom tooth extraction consultation. An appointment I had been skipping for no longer than 3 and a half years. The surgeon finally entered the room as I came to the apex of my last spin, and had to stop awkwardly so as he wouldn't see what a god damned child I was at twenty years of age. He walked in with a blatant jewish background and introduced himself. I didn't give two shits to even try to remember his name. He exclaimed that the video that was put on was not exactly truthful, because it just tells patients that they were going to die pretty much. I remembered it saying something along the lines of a risk of death, and I told him that if I died during my wisdom tooth extraction, then it would just completely sum up how terribly ridiculous my life is. He didn't laugh.

The surgeon brought up my x-rays onto the screen. I was trying to remember his name, so I just thought up the most jewish thing possible. My brain jumped to Kenny Steinberger. I addressed him as Steiny the rest of the day. but as I stared at the cross section of my head, I realized something. Steiny was saying something, but who really cares? am I right? I mean he is just a failed orthropeadist trying to become the med school success story of his crappy family out of brookline... or so i'm guessing. But it then occured to me, that my bottom wisdom teeth are fucked, and need to leave my head. Which is understandable. Anything growing through my skull sideways has got to leave... but my superior wisdom teeth are absolutely fine. no problems, no cysts, not holes, no nothing. They're just growing in as plain as day. Now here is where things clicked. Why the hell would I have to get those out too!? There is absolutely nothing wrong with them. Theyre just teeth that happen to be in the way back of my head, mad close to my brain... AHA! MY BRAIN!!!! THEY'RE TRYING TO GET TO MY BRAIN!!! Suddenly the office was 25 degrees hotter, I felt dizzy, and This jewish assholes words were started to become more clear. I realized Wisdom tooth extraction is a government plot to implant a tracking bug into your brain. And I knew that this rat was in on the whole deal.

So May 27th, I will become sedated, drugged, and violated as this prick sticks a government tracking bug so close to my brain, that Obama can now know what I see, Think, Feel, Touch, Taste, and even do. Wisdom tooth extraction is all the government trying to get into our heads.